He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
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