I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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