cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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