in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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