my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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