How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
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