I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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