you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
two words...techno handjob
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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