Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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