her vagine was all disorganized.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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