Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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