what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
Randomize
