My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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