i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Dude, I woke up in the middle of the night and your room mate was just standing there at the foot of the bed, watching us sleep.. you don't remember me shaking the shit out of you to tell you this?!
This could explain the reason why I've been finding his clothing and keys scattered in random parts of my room..
AND THIS DOESN'T WORRY YOU?!
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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