he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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