butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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