i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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