Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
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