I cheated on you last night. I slept with my laptop.
Yo dont text me then not text me
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Randomize
