He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
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