There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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