i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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