Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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