McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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