whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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