I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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