his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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