Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
Randomize
