She said her name was "party"
its not stalking. its research.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
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