ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
