If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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