Christians are straight up FREAKS
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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