what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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