I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
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