I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
This is your morning-after text courtesy of your very confused friend!! :) To discuss "what the hell were you trying to tell me last night," press 1. To laugh over your drunken antics, press 2. To pretend like none of it even happened (or to respond with concurrent confusion because you have no idea), press 3.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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