Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I just googled if crying burns calories
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
be right there i have to get my cape
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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