Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
it hurts more in the daytime
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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