Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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