Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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