IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
We had sex on a dog bed..
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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