there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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