Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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