you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Nobody cheats on THIS.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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