I want to make a zoo with you.
I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
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