so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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