you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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