So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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