As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
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