there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I need a hoe opinion
go on
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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