i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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