Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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