I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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