ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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