do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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