He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
So. Much. Porn.
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