nut hugger
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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